I don't always keep up with the National "Days" but heard on the evening news that today was National Napping Day. I texted Amy:
Mom: Amy!!! Today is national napping day.
Amy: I HAVEN'T HAD A NAP TODAY
Mom: Slacker
Amy: I HAVE DISHONORED MY FAV HOLIDAY
Mom: What a waste of a National Day. What did we even send you to college for?
Chris: To get her out of the house!
Amy: Waste of money.
I'm sure she'll do her best to make up for it.