Saturday, September 5, 2015

She's Literal

I asked Kristen if she would please "empty" her backpack (which she had left by the front door). By "empty" I meant, take out her lunch bag and put it in the pantry and then hang her backpack in the mudroom. Kristen interpreted "empty" to mean, take everything out of her backpack, spread it out on the living room floor, and walk away.

"Kristen?" I queried, "Why is all of your stuff on the living room floor?"

"You asked me to empty it."

So I did.