This morning Kristen had on a tank top under a sweater that had only three buttons at the top. I told her that she had to keep at least one of the buttons done up to be modest and because it is too cold outside to be baring her shoulders. When I reiterated to Kristen that she needed to have at least one button buttoned, she immediately jumped into drama-girl mode, "What, you want me to be the ugly girl? If it is buttoned up, no one can see the sparkles on my tank top." Give me a break.