Amy has had an "egg" to care for the past week. Regina. This egg has had a pretty cushy life thus far.
One evening, Amy had left the egg upstairs on the counter and I yelled down to her, "Amy, your egg is crying. You need to come take care of it!" She calmly replied, "No, it's not Mom, it's an egg."
Apparently the egg aged 3 years every day, so by the end of the week, Regina was sporting pearls.